HOW COULD I FORGET THIS EPISODE!!!!!

barbaranoela · Post by **barbaranoela** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 5:04 pm

when we got to LaGuardia Airport--to leave for Colorado---I stood and got scanned--arms up--and dont move!!!
Well the guy says to me---kindly step into that room U have to be checked!!!!! WHAT!!! WHY????
Lady please dont get xcited!!!! so Lou--Lynn--and Kait are looking at me like *WHAT*

So in the room walks 2 women guards--and they proceed to ask me *have U anything in your Bra? I was going to be funny and say *boobs* but I thought not--and they just pressed between them and were satisfied--NEXT have U anything up your rear end!!!!!! now I am about to really get ticked off but kept my cool and told them about the way my back was mended when I took a tumble down the stairs```so I gather the guy saw the cement on the machine and had to be cautious---yet they did press around lower back area---

then I got *discharged* and walked out to look at the faces of Lou--Lynn and Kait

figure this ending----leaving Colorado---did the same---and the guy said *OK* u can go??????

A most xciting visit~~~~~

Barbara

Gloria · Post by **Gloria** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:19 pm

Too funny, Barbara! I wish you would have told them you had boobs in your bra. Ha!

I bet you'll have to have a pat down every time you fly. Another example of looking for crime in all the wrong places...

Gloria

barbaranoela · Post by **barbaranoela** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:52 pm

Gloria-----they kinda scared me--to be truthful--so I figured better to keep mouth shut-----they would scare a SCARECROW---I just couldnt believe how nasty they were---but betcha they hate their jobs-----and betcha they get paid a good *buck* for scaring the hell outer people

U had to see the looks on Lou--Lynn and Kait---when I walked out---yup---I was like what in the world---

thinking of it now---really was funny!!!!!

Barbara

Polly · Post by **Polly** » Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:24 am

Hiya Sisbarb!

I'm sure this was extremely annoying, not to mention embarrassing, but as usual, your story had me laughing out loud. As we always say, your way with words and the visual images they invoke, is delightful! Thanks for brightening my day! Do you think it would help in the future to have a letter from your doc about that cement?

Love,

Polly

MaggieRedwings · Post by **MaggieRedwings** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:06 am

Morning Barbara,

I realize why you did not say boobs in the bra since they tend to overreact and a tige nasty at times. I would try to get a note from the doc to carry when travelling and maybe that will avoid the situation.

Like Polly, you got me laughing with how great you write.

Love, Maggie