Hi Judy,
Not to worry — you didn't offend me. I had a good chuckle from that. It just struck me as an odd way to begin a request for help.
Back when my symptoms began, my doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with me (because my GI doc failed to take biopsies during the colonoscopy, and I didn't know any better back then either), so I had over four years to enjoy the symptoms before I finally figured out what was causing them, and managed to achieve remission. So trust me, I understand what it's like to try to figure out how to control the symptoms of this disease, when you're so sick that you can't think straight because of all the brain fog, and everything you eat seems to make you sick.
Carol's suggestions are right on target. This is a complex disease, and it's difficult to control, so it takes a while to learn what we need to know in order to be able to develop our own treatment program that will get us to where we want to be (healthy again). But by asking questions, learning from each other here, and living life a day at a time, we can get our life back.
If you don't want to use an elimination diet, followed by trial and error testing of foods, you can do what many of us do, and order a stool test kit from EnteroLab (in Dallas, TX). They offer the only tests that can reliably and accurately detect the type of food sensitivities that are associated with this disease. Most blood tests are typically too insensitive to provide any reliable results for us.
The test panel that provides antibody test results for gluten, casein (dairy), soy, and eggs (which are the main food sensitivities that many of us have to deal with) is listed as Panel A1. Many members also order Panel C1 (or order it later, if needed), which tests for antibodies to 11 additional common food sensitivities, corn, oats, rice, beef, chicken, pork, tuna, almond, walnut, cashew, white potato. Ordering both panels together can be done at a discounted price.
https://www.enterolab.com/StaticPages/T ... #PanelA1C1
It's certainly possible to figure out our food sensitivities without spending the money on those tests, but if you can justify the expense, the tests will save a lot of time, and remove most of the doubts about whether or not certain foods are a problem.
And as Brenda posted, no matter how many food issues we may have, there are almost always numerous alternatives available that others here have found, to replace foods that we can't tolerate.
Again, welcome aboard, and I hope that you can find the solutions that you are seeking here.
Tex