The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her neck and screams, pushes on her thigh and screams louder. She pushes her shoulder, screams. Everywhere she touches, she screams in agony. The doctor nods.
"You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"Well, no," she replies. "I'm a blond."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
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