OUR POOPING--A REVERSAL

barbaranoela · Post by **barbaranoela** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:02 am

well I remember the days when I would

and hope that I would make it to the

in time----

NOW I am wishing that a

would waken NORMAN so that I dont have to

and PRAY for something---

I gather the anesthesia has bound me to the highest degree--or else the CEEment has dripped and SEALED me up---

U name it I have taken it--and when I start to do a :goteam:

L. cracks up--
I am glad he thinks this is so funny---his Xplanation is---*when its ready to come out it will*

Again I say---how much more OPEN can we be here--

luve Barbara :flyingdoveleft:

JJ · Post by JJ » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:46 am

Morning Barbara!

Have you tried stool softeners? I laughed at my doc when he told me I would need them, but that darn pain med really bound me up...the softener was gentle, but effective!

JJ

barbaranoela · Post by **barbaranoela** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:58 pm

JJ----stool softeners---softeners with senna----stool softeners with senna-L--red ones---yellow ones---milk of magnesia---suppositories(which I know I really shouldnt ) but when ya desperate---UP it goes

NOW, Eileen,my nurse friend, told me NO NO---get PERI-COLACE!!!
I know that some of my daily meds---which keep my LIPIDS in good numbers--do plug me up but this is getting me a wee bit nervous~~~

Did ya ever *pray to the BIG AMIGHTY* as U R sitting and

--

Like *please dear Lord--I will eat my spincah every day but gimme a break and let NORMAN visit and hope that HE is

'ing and feeling sorry for me*?

I DO!!! lol---

First time I did that Mr. L. yells---who the heck are U talking to??? I said I am having a chat with the BIG GUY in the HEAVENS--- Louigi thought now U need some mental help

--

Well its just a small favor---thought I~~~~

I might keep U all informed as to my success---

Luve Barbara with this

looking face---and

starfire · Post by **starfire** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:09 pm

Good Luck, Barbara!!! Either extreme is BAD!!

Love, Shirley

barbaranoela · Post by **barbaranoela** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:24 pm

HI Shirley----truer words were never spoken!!!

Well I am going to give MOM once last try tonight-----I swear I think I am seeing my

's imprinted on my bathroom floor!!!

Maybe if I start reading GONE with the WIND---???

Luve Barbara :bigbighug:

Pat · Post by **Pat** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:35 pm

Barbara,

You are hilarious!!!! I really enjoy your way of writing!!!! Good luck! I hope someday I have a little bit of your new problem. Sorry you are having it though!

Pat

JJ · Post by JJ » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:14 pm

Oh boy Barbara...you've tried all of those things????

Yikes! JJ