Researchers Recommend Flatulence For Hypertension :shock:

Post by **tex** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:42 am

No joke. They are actually proposing to use it to reduce high blood pressure.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,443892,00.html

Tex

Polly · Post by **Polly** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:12 am

HAHAHAHAHA, Tex.

No MCers should ever have hypertension!

Now where is that hysterical thread about farts - remember it? We should post it here again.

Love,

Polly

katinchatt · Post by **katinchatt** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:26 am

How does one apply for a: Cuffing Rodents Position ~ Wonder what the qualifications are?

I think I could do that!
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Kat

OMG I needed that! Thanks Tex

Courtney · Post by **Courtney** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:27 am

Maybe that's why my blood pressure is always so low, Tex! Too bad we can't bottle the stuff, sell it as treatment, and use the money for MC research!

Post by **tex** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:46 pm

Polly,

That has to be one of the most "entertaining" threads of all time.

Here's a link to it:

http://www.perskyfarms.com/phpBB2/viewt ... light=fart

Love,
Tex

katinchatt · Post by **katinchatt** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:16 pm

Holy smokes! ~ That was so SWEET!

OMG, I'm crying!

Polly · Post by **Polly** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:00 pm

HAHAHA, snort, guffaw, cackle, with tears streaming down my face.

Oh Tex, you found my all-time favorite thread! Thanks so much. I think it should be required reading for anyone here who is having a bad day.

Love,

Polly

G'ma Mary · Post by **G'ma Mary** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:04 pm

I remember that, but hadn't thought about it until today. I can't stop laughing! you guys are so good for me.

Reminds me of a couple of little diddys my cousin used to say when we were younger:

"Beans, beans. The musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel,
So eat beans at every meal"

AND...

"Beans, beans. They're good for your heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel.
So eat beans at every meal"

Either way, enjoy those beans, or Asacol, or whatever sets you off!!!

Love;
G'ma Mary

annie oakley · Post by **annie oakley** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:27 pm

How funny, however I don;t need help with the fart dept. Boy do I not need help. i F i WAS SINGLE oNE OF THE QUALIFICATIONS FOR A COMPANION WOULD BE THE ABILITY TO PRODUCE GREEN FOG.
Love Oma

angy · Post by **angy** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:15 pm

Muhahahaha!!!