SCOTTISH (POOPY POEM)ROBERT BURNS

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SCOTTISH (POOPY POEM)ROBERT BURNS

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This joke is written in scottish slang!!! :lol:
It refers to the language of Robert Burns... or in scottish "Rabbie Burns"...We celebrate burns night on 25th January... with haggis tatties (potatoes)and neeps!! (turnip):lol:

i have dechipered in english for u guys!! lol :lol: by the way robert didnt write this hehe!!!!

here it goes.i think its funny...ill move to jokes link later...


TAE A FART....Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie, lurks in yer belly efter a feastie, nae maiter wit u dae, abdys gona hiv 2 pay, even if u try 2 stifle, its lyk a bullet oot a rifle, hawd ur bum tight 2 the chair, 2 try n stop the leakin air, shimmy yersel fae cheek 2 cheek n pray 2 god it disnae reek, oot it cums lyk a clap o thunder.
Richcets aroon the room, michty me a sonic boom! Godal michty it fairly reeks, hope i huv nae shitme breeks... :lol:


in english lol.....

TO A FART... Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie, lurks in your belly after a feasty, no matter what u do, somebodys going to have to pay..even if you try to stifle, its like a bullet out a rifle , hold your bum tight to the chair , to try and stop the leaking air,
Shimmy yourself from cheek to cheek and pray to god it doesnt reek, out it comes like a clap of thunder.
Richocets around the room, mighty me a sonic boom! god almighty it fairly reeks (stinks )i hope i havent shi* me breeks (pants) :lol:
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Post by Courtney »

:ROFL:

Thanks for that, Angy! I'm glad you mentioned that it wasn't actually RB. Knowing him, it coulda been! :wink:

When I was an undergrad, I did some work with the guy who established the largest Burns collection outside Scotland (at the University of South Carolina). Very fun! And I have seen all the 250th Birthday commercials on BBC America in the past few days.

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Angy,

That's great! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I like the Scottish slang version the best.

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Post by angy »

courtney ye!! it wouldnt surprise me if burns could have come up with something like that lol!! :lol:

tex it is best with the scottish slang...english doesnt make the joke really...but some of u guys would be left wondering what on earth i was saying lol :lol:

love to give u all a laugh!! :crack:
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Post by annie oakley »

Loved IT!!!! The scottish version is best!
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Post by Liz »

Great poem. I do think that the Scots version is best.

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:ROFL: Angy, you must be a real hoot to be around in person! You can really come up with some good ones. Don`t ever change. Love, Carol
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Post by angy »

lol!! :lol: thanks liz n carol,oma starfire ... :toilet:
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Love it Angy! Keep up the good literary work. JoAnn
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