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> Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of
> true friendship.
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> You will see no cutesy little smiley faces.
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> Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
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> 1. When you are sad --I will jump on the Mutha f@#$%^ who
> made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain
> Dew!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
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> 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is
> choking you.
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> 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting
> something that I must be involved in.
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> 4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of
> here.
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> 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories
> about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
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> 6. When you are confused -- I will use
> little words.
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> 7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are
> well again. I don't want whatever you have.
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> 8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.
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> After I laugh my Azz off!!
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> 9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?'
> you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
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> Friendship is like peeing your pants,
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> everyone can see it,
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> but only you can feel the true warmth.
Love and God Bless:
Jodi
