SHOCKED at RESULTS of STOOL test

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SHOCKED at RESULTS of STOOL test

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I got 5 pages of stuff----and it was a whopper when I read that I have little BUGS nesting in my inners----will take a one day dose of these 4 pills-- something to kill them off-I hope--
Also not digesting---

NO more YOGURT---LACTOSE---but say I---I am not having an issues with lactose--years back when CC was in bloom I did???
I eat 1 yogurt a day---

Needless to say I dont understand a good part of this medical stuff so when I see her in 2 weeks--she is going to have alotta Xplaning what is going on-also parts of this screening has shown that certain THINGS are the cause of my BLOATING--GAS__CONSTIPATION--which is combined with my back surgery!!! OH and the cause of my bouts of psoriasis which I wonder why my DERMA. didnt think of some of these issues!!!!
BUT its all WORKABLE!!!! GOODY!!!!
GEE maybe this is part of my *forgetfullness* too~~~~

My nurse friend--cross the street wants to see these papers and try to simply Xplain stuff-

I was totally floored as to how *unkempt* my tummy is--

Of course I am drivng Mr. Louie crazy with my *OH MY GOD*--So he says *heck I am not sleeping with U and your cooties!!!!
Isnt he sweet!!!!

Other than that I am as fit as a fiddle--just missing a few *strings* to keep things TUNED up~~~

Barbara



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Post by tex »

Barbara wrote:Of course I am drivng Mr. Louie crazy with my *OH MY GOD*--So he says *heck I am not sleeping with U and your cooties!!!!
Isnt he sweet!!!!
:lol: :lol: Did you get him tested too? Maybe you caught them from him. :lol:

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It is suspected that some of the hardest material known to science can be found in the skulls of GI specialists who insist that diet has nothing to do with the treatment of microscopic colitis.
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Post by starfire »

:rofl: You guys are soooo funny!!

Love, Shirley
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Post by kate_ce1995 »

Just walk up to him, and draw on him arm with your finger while saying:

Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot, Now you've had your cooties shot!

Who knew kindergarten/1st grade would have come in so useful! :lol:

Katy
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