Probably should not post this because it has a political edge but just had to.
Just went to an "exclusive" interview by Diane Sawyer with the President re: healthcare reform - boy do all of us need that. Well the interview was preambled by one of those advertisements you get if you want to see something. It was an advertisement for Immodium for the big D.
Call me crazy but somehow it made me laugh re: the subject material of the interview.
Love, Crazy Maggie
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Just couldn't resist another health care laugh for the day:
The Medical Profession Speaks out on the Financial Bail-Out Package
The allergists voted to scratch it, and the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the radiologists could see right through it, and the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas; and the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the proctologists left the decision up to the assholes in Washington.
Have a great day!
Love,
Polly
The Medical Profession Speaks out on the Financial Bail-Out Package
The allergists voted to scratch it, and the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the radiologists could see right through it, and the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas; and the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the proctologists left the decision up to the assholes in Washington.
Have a great day!
Love,
Polly
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
Ya gotta love those proctologists - they've got great "insight".
Thanks for a great laugh to start the day.
Love,
Tex
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